Bryce, 17, Christian, Gay, Human.

William Shakespeare  (via gnarly)

(Source: officialbeyonceknowles, via h0lly4nn)

To bae or not to bae
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Stomach Flu

anaplastos-anthos:

I feel sick
When I think of how I loved you
Despite your wandering eye
I told myself it’s what boys do

I laid awake night after night
My body was aching for your touch
And you promised me your hand
Yet the toilet bowl was my only thing to clutch

You poisoned my heart with your greedy abandonment
I don’t want to eat anymore
For I fear the retasteing of food
I’m done throwing up evermore

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tbh-same:

When the smart kid yells out the wrong answer. 

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(via squidwurd)

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unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

(via sagittearius)

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dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: boinymph, via actualfirstmate)

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comedycentral:

One of these #MustHaveBeenHigh tweets will receive the highest praise. Find out which one on tonight’s @midnight.

(via vagina-itch)

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