can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do
I get so confused in American high school films, like you have different classes called trig and calculus. It’s all maths, how on earth do you spend a whole year of lessons just doing trig.
welcome to hell
white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban
come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds
GOD DAMN IT
i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much
|Kidnapper:||Get in the fukin van|
|Me:||Oh ok cool|
|Me:||This is a febreze commercial right|
|Me:||Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh|