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Bryce, 17, Christian, Gay, Human.

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via coconutthead)

he-wears-a-pair-of-silver-wings:

physics-and-fiction:

I get so confused in American high school films, like you have different classes called trig and calculus. It’s all maths, how on earth do you spend a whole year of lessons just doing trig.

welcome to hell

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sugahwaatah:

white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine

(via annabelyonce)

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via coconutthead)

giggle:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

(Source: crumbier, via cringing)

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

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GOD DAMN IT

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i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

(Source: classicsnake, via coconutthead)

Kidnapper:Get in the fukin van
Me:Oh ok cool
Kidnapper:Wut
Me:This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper:Wut
Me:Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

caraknightley:

shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason

(Source: goatpolice, via isabelle-harkness)

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