May 2013
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hairandglasses:
demmonz:
demmonz:
Reblog this if you want Hawkeye in The Avengers 2, played only by Jeremy Renner and with a better development of his character
I wanna see if I’m alone here
well, it seems I’m not alone here, now how do we let Marvel knows about this?
finally, a good use for this thing
cokeflow:
mirandasexnoise:
greg0ry:
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
killself:
visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor
msjewbooty:
some plants just aren’t “salad appropriate” and it’s time for you to learn that moss and poison ivy are two of those plants
amoying:
imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.
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quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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lameborghini:
my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
hungarian:
do moms diss each other with “ur son” jokes
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sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
walkingthenarrowway:
being upset, sad, angry, depressed, pissed off, or cranky is not anti-Christian.
it’s called being human.
an-erect-penis:
if i ever feel bad about my life i just remember
at least i’m not one of jamie oliver’s children
lameborghini:
Girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this I am a plant).
walkingthenarrowway:
Don’t use my God to promote your ignorance.
Acknowledging racism, sexism, and other isms, is not anti-loving God or other people. it’s being educated.
so don’t even try to spew your out of context Bible verse at me.
cause I studied that verse too boo.
the-laughing-cactus:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
spookmyphallus:
equiuszahhak:
a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum
id watch it
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noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
Anonymous asked: It's shittinonyowholelife, not shitting, that's why. You reblogged something from that tumblruser, but I guess it's not your Austin, otherwise you wouldn't probs ever mention him here. And there was no need to insult him, tho I believe the intentions of the anon were good. Trying to tell you, you should move on and not let some boy, obviously not made for you, be on your mind....
Anonymous asked: is austin 17?
bubblegumkind:
Who the fuck names their kid marina and the diamonds
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Tumblr Officially Acquired By Yahoo For $1.1B
propertyofzack:
Tumblr has officially be acquired by Yahoo for $1.1 billion in cash. Tumblr has confirmed that it will not be shutting down, turning purple, or changing their plans for their future any time soon, which means PropertyOfZack will not be either. Check out a message from Tumblr founder and CEO David Karp below after the jump.
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the-fandoms-are-cool:
trillow:
“i’m so tired of fake people!” i scream as i run out of the mannequin factory
are you Rose Tyler
Anonymous asked: hi, is austin shittingonyowholelife or is that a diff one? if he is, lemme tell you; he's wackadoodle, k?
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nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
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Jars
[[MORE]] A cylindrical package wrapped neatly in brown packing paper greeted Mr. Smith as he barreled out the door. His careless hurried legs kicked the package off the porch, straight through a gap in the railings and onto the lawn. Luckily for Smith, the grass had not been cut in months and therefore provided a safe coddle to what would have otherwise been a mess of glass and paper. Curious,...
goldtriforce:
THE WORST FEEL IS WANTING A VIDEO GAME THAT YOU DON’T HAVE A CONSOLE FOR
It hurts in the worst kind of way when you have to lie about being gay
